Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013
Get the text bonermug. the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.
"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"
*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
by borbersk May 6, 2020
Get the manus-bonermug. by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025
Get the Dog Bonermug. by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021
Get the cheeze bonermug. My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.
I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011
Get the boner wetmug. having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.
by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018
Get the boner scratchmug. by saltbag` November 17, 2020
Get the BONERmug.