ur mom

someone who gave birth to u and loved u ur whole life

ur mom

by charli that me November 23, 2021

Ur Mom

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*

by noSe_Ayuda194 December 24, 2023

Ur Mom

The Person who loves me more than you <3

Ur Mom is Hot

by Evrem March 21, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

ur mom

ur mom gae

ur mom: gae

by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019

ur dad

someone who doesnt exist

ur dad! oh wait he went to get the milk 💀

by hiyaahun April 29, 2022