top g behaviour

someone who is wise and follows the top G

Person 1: brooo i passed all my exams without studying

Person 2: howwww
Person 1: Top G behaviour

by Andrew Emory November 14, 2022

Top L

A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life

Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L

by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022

Box Top (Lesbian)

Short queen who will tell you you’re a good girl.

She’s just a lil box top (lesbian)

by swordlez November 29, 2022

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Head Top

When you pull a football over someone’s head and then you scream HEAD TOPPPP

Head top

by Head top May 25, 2022

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022