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Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!
by Shuaman May 5, 2020
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Titty hole

The space between the titties which creates a hole for the penis. when you push the titties together for sexual pleasure.
by Red hare November 26, 2022
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Titty Fest

A titty fest occurs when a woman of interest to another shows her equal interest by acompanying her suitor to a semi-private space and unexpectedly exposing her bare breasts to the suitor, enthusiastically grabing the head of her suitor, and joyously rubbing said suitor's face on and between her breasts to the equally surprised and excited suitor.
Eventhough she caught him looking at her breasts more than once in conversation, Monica and Sam hit it off when she laughed at some of his jokes during their group fundraising event. At the afterparty, he made her laugh some more and was rewarded with a quick titty fest in a bathroom stall.
by Juan Juevos November 30, 2022
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Titty-score

When you're getting off with someone in a night club, and only a night club, and get the opportunity to cop a cheeky titty squeeze.
I was getting with an absolute munter last night, bit I managed to titty-score
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Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
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titty corn

Popcorn that misses your mouth and falls into your bra while eating it.
My bra is full of titty corn!
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