Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"
Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
by eatthebaby September 16, 2010
Get the Pity Tittiesmug. The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
Get the smokers tittiesmug. Like when Rhett got angry with Scarlett and have her a titty twister and said " worry about it now."
by Embers Fire August 27, 2013
Get the Titty Twistermug. Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
Get the Titty-to-pretty ratiomug. by titty pickles February 25, 2022
Get the titty picklesmug. by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 26, 2018
Get the titty cornmug.