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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.
Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."
by Kaplinn May 17, 2023
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wet net

A wet net is cricketing parlance for having a few beers to keep your eye on as opposed to actually having a physical net practise .
Big game tomorrow boys, anyone keen on a wet net?
by Steakncheese December 2, 2025
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wet wanda

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear
I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.
by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020
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Wet ass fart

When you fart but u actually blow a load of shit out your booty hole
by Abcumlla September 18, 2021
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reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.
im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)
by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017
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