banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Hot banana bread

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.

It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.

by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016

Tart banana

A person who is both sweet and sour.

- What do you think about Chad?

- Bro! That guy’s such a tart banana. The other day he gave me free weed, but it was all seed and stem man!!

by Megsicana July 9, 2020

Banana Smoothie

When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.

You got a banana smoothie?!

by Fluffy.Florence January 30, 2024

Blue banana

They are blue and delicious and are vanill falvoured

Hey child, do you want some blue bananas?

by Bwig bwue bababa bwead July 28, 2023

A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.

A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

by A very silly monke July 29, 2021

banana product

Production items, goods, or software products, that matures over time, similar to a banana lifecycle. Green during delivery, yellow (ripe) at the consumption time.

Mostly refers to an exaggeration of a Minimum Viable Product version of the software, being delivered to the users broken/buggy/unusable, and it's gradual updates and fixes after the release due to lack of time.

- Are we ready for the release?
- No! What we have is not even an MVP, it's a banana product.

by FinikWasHere November 3, 2020