A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
Get the J-tankmug. J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
Get the J Money Glandmug. 
Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.
by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020
Get the Jmug. 
Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
by devilscupcakes May 16, 2018
Get the J-Datemug.