Mad takes

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor
by Sassqueen97 April 13, 2016
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take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)
I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
by Pajek April 11, 2006
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Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.
Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
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take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"
I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)
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Taking a mans hat

If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin
Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women
by Wheeler walker August 04, 2021
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Taking it to the basket

Taking your partner to the basket clamp her vagina open then slam dunking your size 7 basketball into her intestine, this refer to a male then creating a second vagina in the stomach then fucking it until it stops bleeding
You want to take it to the basket honey.
NO im calling child protection services dad.
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Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
by Sand Digger May 03, 2019
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