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poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.
Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.
by poomeister2 March 6, 2021
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Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"
by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023
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Sneek-a-poo

A SNEEK-A-POO (english, noun) is a habit one displays which is initially taken to be charming or even cute that, as it becomes more apparent, grows increasingly disturbing.
We all knew for a long time Scott's only sneek-a-poo was just guessing fart ingredients...but now that he's got a murken sneek-a-poo...well, I can't even go swimming with him anymore.
by Whosthematter? April 16, 2021
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Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another
Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!
by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021
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Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
by all_red7 May 3, 2013
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mighty poo

loud. very loud. Diarrhea-related.
"Whoa, John must have just had a Mighty Poo in there."
by Blaze Gardener March 31, 2023
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Pussy poo

oussy poo is when you have explosive diarrhea and it feels like it’s coming out of your vagina
“Tried that new sketchy ass detox tea and it hit so hard I felt myself pussy poo”
by Carlsonnn August 2, 2022
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