His e-death was so sudden. I miss him
by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024

Kill hohols. Behead hohols. Roundhouse kick a hohol into the concrete. Slam dunk a hohol baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ukrainians. Defecate in a hohols food. Launch hohols into the sun. Stir fry hohols in a wok. Toss hohols into active volcanoes. Urinate into a hohols gas tank. Judo throw hohols into a wood chipper. Total hohol death.
by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

I crave death
by Random Man 12 October 8, 2019

When you have a habit that is clearly bad for your health, but it gives so much happiness...pure joy and bliss, that you just stick with it anyway.
After a life of struggling through sleepless nights, Jane discovered cognac. Now when she wakes in the night, sipping some cognac makes her tickle, giggle, then fall back into a blissful sleep. She know it's unhealthy in the long term, but it's pure joy every single night. She's willing to accept death by bliss.
by JaneGordon.com March 7, 2024

by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023
