Garage Sandwich

When you're having DP in a garage and dirt gets in your cooter

A Garage Sandwich is When you get dirt inside your cooter.
"Did you see Emily last week? Me and Connor gave her a garage sandwich. It scratched up the base of my peen."

by TheAxeManHasAFan November 27, 2021

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Cleaveland sandwich

A sibbling to the cleaveland steamroll

The art op taking a massive dump on the pillow you slept on after a one night stand and then proceed to smash the pillow on top of the girls head. As to making a sandwich.

"Why does this pillow smell like shit"

"Eric got me a cleaveland sandwich this morning"

by Mickvd9 May 30, 2018

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Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.

I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.

by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021

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Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

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Bread Sandwich

Anything (usually sexual) implying three white objects close together. For example, if two Caucasian males were to spit roast a Caucasian female it would be described as a bread sandwich

Baz: did you hear about Andy, Keiran and Jayne?

Samuel: No..
Jack: what happened?

Louis: I heard, they got wasted and made a total bread sandwich

by spit-roast May 10, 2014

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