Rule 34

Something that everyone hates but is never taken down

rule 34 is messed up

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

48 Hour Rule

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.

Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!

by futureactiveparticiple July 4, 2017

road rules

A wank show on MTV

"I watched Road Rules last night. I hate myself!"

by Ineedacatscan July 22, 2003

rule 34

smth seggzy bitches search up to be even more swag 😎✌

bob 1; yo lets search up rule 34
bob 2; ew wtf
bob 3; omg yea bob 1
bob 1; manky unswag bob 2
bob 3; manky unswag bob 2

by chrollo stan lol April 2, 2021

Rule 11

Every girl lost a good guy because they took advice from their single ass friend

person 1: why'd you leave her

person 2: rule 11

by doggooe June 5, 2022

Rule 34

War is good for business - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 34. Easily confused with the 35th Rule, which is that peace is good for business.

Lt. Dax mistakenly stated that Rule 34 was that peace was good for business. Quark corrected her and told her that was actually the 35th Rule.

by Storm Sexxwatt August 5, 2021

85% Rule

Applies to sports bars that are always right near capacity, but you could always find a seat.

These unicorn bars are the best of both worlds for fans: A great atmosphere AND people know they could still get in without reservations.

Melissa: Where we watching the game tonight, Fam?

Jeff: Ugh, I totally forgot to make a reso, I have been busy all week.

Melissa: Ok, tip-off is in one hour, let's go to 99 Wings, they are an 85% Rule place.

Jeff: So good, and they have the best cajun rub wings.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2022