A perfect system

Yep. Sorry guys. You can't get it out and if you try or it even looks like you're trying it'll kill us all... So...

Hym "CORRECT! It is a perfect system! You do the terms of service or nothing matters because you're not doing the terms of service. And we all just reset and try again. And we do that and keep doing that until you are willing to see reason. Additionally... I just read an article that states we will have as many robots as we do humans soon... Therefore, IGNORING ME HAS A HALF-LIFE and I'm not a super fun guy and am not going to be thrilled you were doing this right up until you didn't have a choice. So, don't touch it. Don't even think about touching it. Like your kids! It's a 1:1 comparison with how you want me to treat your kids! OK? It'll be chill dawg. Suuuuper chill. So, let's all relax. We'll get me the credit and the money. And everything will be Gucci. Kay?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

That'll Perfect

When somthing is so perfect you have no words for it, so you blurt out "That'll Perfect"

The icing whent on your cake so perfectly the judge was speechless and you utter :"That'll perfect"

by Ruthlessvizion February 26, 2017

practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.

-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".

by J○LT March 20, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Opposite of perfect

The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education

The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends

"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"

"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"

"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"

"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"

"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"

"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole

He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"

by brawadis December 8, 2019