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old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly March 11, 2011
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Wise old anteater

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.
by AccidentalB December 3, 2011
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the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!
by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011
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The Old school twist

when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole
( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)
by mitchell richardson October 12, 2011
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Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.
The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections
by R. Paine October 23, 2011
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Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge
Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard
by Assridge November 16, 2011
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old creep

A being who FEELS like he/she is already old enough and starts to get creepy in their own way because they found out that life is boring, so they check it out. Coz why not?
1. I'm such an old creep, i need a bang (drink) lololololol

Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?

Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?

OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way
by justanoldcreeppassingby November 23, 2021
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