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Monkey Man

The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.
Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"

Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"
by Shano October 26, 2006
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Grass-Man

Dude, I just got pwned by that grass-man!
by Lord Takatcchipenn March 30, 2008
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Man Talk

A personal talk between two or more close male friends. Similar to what girls do in each other's bedrooms, just not in each other's bedrooms, and without extreme amounts of crying.
Guy 1: What were you doing last night? You weren't on Live.

Guy 2: I was having a Man Talk with the guys.
by MustardTiger009 March 20, 2011
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Isle of Man

85,000 Alcoholics clinging to a rock in the middle of nowhere.
With a bit of nice scenery.. But watch out for coach parties!

The TT each year is the only time when you can have some fun!
1: Hey, I'm going to the Isle of Man on holiday!
2: Really?! Pack some vodka! There is f**k all else to do.
by stripysox987 August 17, 2011
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brown man

A person of Indian origin (includes pakistan and bangladesh too). Also known as desi. Usually used by "desi-s" them selves (just like a black man likes to call his brother as a niger).

Some might consider this as offensive.
Gupta is buying a Mercedes convertible. I think he wants to show that he is not the regular brown man with a asian car.
by Arun J September 22, 2005
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Sheeney Man

Old school name for the local junk man that would drive through the neighborhood picking up stuff to salvage.
If you don't take care of that, I'm going to put it out for the sheeney man to take.
by Customguy July 20, 2009
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tall man- short man

The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.
Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...

Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.

Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!

Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*
by ladeeda777 August 22, 2011
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