John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh, look at all of the people at his desk. He's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by marlonandmath November 12, 2021

John Adams Academy

An absolute shit hole of a school, full of stuck up pieces of shit and 100’s of reasons to kill yourself

girl: My moms making me go to John Adams Academy next year
guy: damn that fuckin sucks

by xx_hanzomain6969_xx October 14, 2021

John Johnson Day

The day on which you meet John Johnson.

"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"

by whatsit tooya February 4, 2022

Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

John Q. Public

a member of the general public, a common man

Just because John q. public believes what the in something that can't be verified, is not a reason you should believe it too.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2011

John Paul Jones

Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.

John Paul Jones is a great musician, he can play almost anything.

John Paul Jones was in the navy.

by The Incredible Myself September 20, 2005

jerk your john

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009