My partner, Jesus

A bottom

My partner, Jesus, is a bottom

by PPAP_with_big_pp November 22, 2021

Jesus

A sexy black man who is very kool

You're a jesus

by WagwanSexyTing September 15, 2020

Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents

He crossed right when a car was coming…
YOU: Jesus Christ!

by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023

Jesus

My lord and savior.

"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"

by poopsock. March 31, 2022

Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

by BombTBomb March 3, 2021

Jesus Boob Cult

The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.

Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!

by JBC is life September 24, 2021

jesus chrust

1. A misspelling of Jesus Christ
2. A man who died for your crust

"You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."

by Communistically-Delicious May 3, 2018