Chocolate Yum-Yum Bar

after yumul bones a chick in the ass and feeds her the dirty penis, that is a chocolate yum yum bar

yumul feed stacey the chocolate yum yum bar

by A.J. January 4, 2005

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.

If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.

After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!

by Dr. Jingo December 18, 2011

Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball

One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.

He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.

by LPreZ December 24, 2009

Mint chocolate chip ice cream

The best ice cream, who ever that doesn’t like it is weak

“Hey Blake do you like this mint chocolate chip ice cream?” “ No sorry I do not” “Blake you are weak”

by Somebodythatyousedtoknow October 14, 2019

Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate

The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.

I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!

by swissmiss_redditor December 12, 2012

chocolate spider web of doom

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005