brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023

Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

by CharlieRomeo August 4, 2024

Bong Brain

The feeling of the head rush one gets from taking a large bong rip

*hits bong* ... Whoa I've got bong brain

by Cerned November 27, 2018

Brain judo

When some one uses something you say against you in a later conversation

You can't use what I say against me that's brain judo

by Peter b dragon February 15, 2020

Brain

What you use to think with, if you didn’t have you you wouldn’t think!

Hello how is your big brain doing today?

by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022