Baby Brain

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.

Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain

by Allen Watts March 4, 2009

facebook baby

the product or a facebook rumor concerning two people messaging often, leading to suspicion that they are dating.

John: Did you hear about Eric and Lizzie on Facebook?

Sarah: No, what happened?

John: They've been on each others walls so much, it seems like they're having a facebook baby

by GandalftehWhite March 8, 2009

baby eater

a person who gets pleasure from masticating babies. or in plain terms THIS IS A SUCK MOTHER FUCKER THAT LIKE THEM SOME WHITE BABY MEAT!

Ex.1 YOU SICK SICK MAN YOU CANT JUST TAKE MY BABY FROM ME AND EAT HIM IM GOING TO.. TO.. CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AHHHH

Ex.2 "Baby! the other other white meat Baby!"
-Fat bastard

Ex.3 Get in my Belly!!!
-Fat bastard.... again.. what a suck fuck

by i eat baby February 3, 2005

tay-baby

a sexy woman with blonde hair. most likely has blue eyes or green. has a one helluva body.

whoa!!!! dude did you just see tay-baby? man she be looking fine today!

by TheBob July 30, 2008

Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

redtube baby

A baby produced in a porn act of xtreme hardcore, usually due to tearing of the condom while having protected sex

Holy fuck nigga, they took it to the next level and ended up with a redtube baby

Holy fuck nigga, they took it to the next level and ended up with a redtube baby

by hesham69 April 22, 2015

Grappling Baby

A pregnant mexican woman, that aims her birth canal over the border, shoots her baby over, then uses the umbilical cord to pull herself over the border.

"Damn, there's a ton more mexicans now, because the moms figured out how to use a grappling baby..."

by theoneandonlyRD December 16, 2011