Legendary hair

hair so amazing that it can only be described with the word legendary. this hair will leave one speechless, and with possible strange feelings or emotions. If you ever encounter one make sure to put a top hat on it.

usually accompanied by males (human) named Tommy or Thomas.

"Dude look at that hair, I... I don't even know how to describe it.. Who is that man?!"-Dwayne

"oh that, that's Tommy and his legendary hair"-Jim

"His what?"-Dwayne

"yeah legendary hair. so amazing that it leaves you speechless"-Jim

by GrandDefiningMaster May 1, 2014

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

Hair

A musical by James Rado and Gerome Ragni, with music by Galt MacDermot,

about hippie counterculture and the 1960s American sexual revolution.

I'm going to see Hair.

by Define handle at symbol 2725 September 16, 2023

hair cherries

Male testicles

I want to make a parfait with your hair cherries

by TheHenryJones May 9, 2018

Pineapple hairs

The new word for the leaves on top of a pineapple made by Anix.

Wow those pineapple hairs look bomb.

by Fffhb June 16, 2020

arm hair

Hair in a person's arms, usually a man's.

He has arm hair

by the random. November 19, 2021