ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

Ur Mom

Usually used to roast people

Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup

by Gibgobwigglewiggle January 19, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom

“Ur mom is hot”

by Urmomishotdawglikebel October 29, 2021

ur._.momiskool

Ur mom is kool is a TikToker who makes very good edits of their friends

They have no friends tho ur._.momiskool is very cool

by fruity<3 February 18, 2022

ur mom gay

no u

shut up ur mom gay

by Gamepreie May 27, 2018

ur mom

she sucks my cock everyday

I fucked your mom last night

by juhgyftdrtfygjhk March 7, 2022

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020