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ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.
ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.
by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022
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Ur Mom

Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup
by Gibgobwigglewiggle January 19, 2023
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Ur mom

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“Ur mom is hot
by Urmomishotdawglikebel October 29, 2021
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ur._.momiskool

Ur mom is kool is a TikToker who makes very good edits of their friends
They have no friends tho ur._.momiskool is very cool
by fruity<3 February 18, 2022
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ur mom gay

by Gamepreie May 27, 2018
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ur mom

by juhgyftdrtfygjhk March 7, 2022
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Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)
Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer
by lalala whatever February 26, 2020
mugGet the Ur mummug.

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