Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 25, 2020
by LiteChaos May 18, 2022
Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
by whiteoakgrl17 May 25, 2011
When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.
by Qrocks April 24, 2014
by Buttstalion October 17, 2019
by Puddiepounder November 19, 2021
An Angry Gorilla Shot is one the world's most classiest shots you and your friends can enjoy at your local bar.
The drink is one standard shot, which consists of: 1/2 black sambuca, 1/2 tequila.
Hence the name "Angry Gorilla"
All quality bars will only charge you $5 for this shot.
Enjoy responsibly
The drink is one standard shot, which consists of: 1/2 black sambuca, 1/2 tequila.
Hence the name "Angry Gorilla"
All quality bars will only charge you $5 for this shot.
Enjoy responsibly
by LuckNPike July 04, 2021