Michael

Sexy loughmore man who is going to fail the mocks

Michael u are rarted

by Knobhead69 February 7, 2019

MICHAEL

Cute cute cute cute cute cute

Michael is cute

by Wamamama November 23, 2021

Michael Storen

Micheal storen is a funny youtube shorts creator that makes comedy content that may be effortless but funny either way.

Simon: YO new michael storen video!
Sam: oh what is it!?
Michael storen: plays metamorphosis interworld over some ai generated images.
Simon: WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!111!11!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

by Iamanaverageheightshutup November 20, 2023

Michael

A bellybutton.

Random guy: hey, is that a bellybutton?
Me: thats no ordinary bellybutton, thats Michael.

by Yolomymum November 24, 2021

Michael

furry

don't talk to Michael he will hiss at you

by mangogoddess May 9, 2022

Bradley Michael Baasch

Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)

OMG Bradley Michael Baasch

is so hot I can’t stop looking!

by GIGACHAD44 September 25, 2022

Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.

Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.

by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024