Brain

What you use to think with, if you didn’t have you you wouldn’t think!

Hello how is your big brain doing today?

by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

brain peep

a peep into a mother's brain

bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.

by Krkič December 30, 2019

Grae-Brained

When a person is being stubborn after making a mistake and won’t admit to their ignorance, making them seem more ignorant.

John was being Grae-Brained after mis using the word christen

by Mikeydefines November 21, 2025

Brain churnder

A drug dealer. One who churns brains.

Hinge: We've run out of poppers, lube and cocaine again luv.
Bracket: No problem honey, I'll pop in to see the brain churnder on the way back from the Tool Box Sexpress.

by Smokin'Gee June 4, 2021

Brain Canser

For this canser you need a brain. No worry's for you

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018

Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.

"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."

by docepsilon May 29, 2025