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Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010
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Purple Ice

Purple Ice got a Big purple pp and the crazy part it's not any ordinary pp
Many people theorized that 💜 pp is thanos's son
But no!! He is thanos himself
Ik it's the biggest anime plot twist in history
Bigger plot twist than anything Mideach got
Idgaf what you say but 💜 Pp is a better than Eminem and Juice
Oh hey look it's Purple Ice
Prolly came back from packing Jahmal and his hoes ( which doesn't even exist to begin with )
Fodderomo's creation of all things is ass, 💜 pp is the original shit
by HakaishinFangirl January 17, 2022
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Iced Tea

Homosexual slang for craft beer, mostly used in Austin TX
Hey big daddy just pound that iced tea and come get sweet with me
by DemFacts March 19, 2021
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Ice Cream Cousins

When 2 heterosexual males and one female are involved in a three person sexual encounter and one of the heterosexual man's seman inadvertantly comes in contact with the second heterosexual man person. Often times this occurs when one of the males ejaculates prematurely onto the female.
Justin and I are Ice Cream Cousins. We were in a three way with Courtney and I blew it too soon on her thigh during an aggressive wank and before I could clean her off Justin put his hand in my load. So not cool
by sexual addiction October 17, 2010
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chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.
Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can
by Sidewhore January 30, 2018
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Icing the Phuck

Occurs when a man and woman cum at approximately the same time during coitus. Shortly thereafter, the man withdraws his penis and the woman inserts it into her mouth, gathering up the smorgasbord of juices collected prior. The man and woman then kiss, exchanging the fluids further, and allowing for a complete sharing of their combined taste.
Damn, babygirl, everything is soaked down here. What do you think about icing the phuck?
by OwnedByFelines August 17, 2020
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legendary ice cream

Manda's sugar daddy.
Who is legendary ice cream? Its Manda's sugar daddy.
by Manda4 July 2, 2021
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