only if bro does

an expression commonly used to express that one will only do something if the Bro does.

"yo, are you gonna go to that dance with those skanks?"
"only if bro does."

by mr. malaka January 28, 2009

Stay At Home Bro

A Stay At Home Bro is someone who sits on his butt at home, all day, either watching TV or playing video games, from the time he gets up from bed, until he feels like he's had his fill for the day, and goes to sleep. A Stay At Home Bro will take the occasional nap, a short break to see what food can be found in the kitchen, or even take a restroom break to pee out of boredom. Usually unemployed, and usually not one to go through full-time credit hour semesters in college, the Stay At Home Bro will often resort to mooching to meet life's daily needs, especially when it comes to who will buy him lunch or in more extreme cases, pay for his cable and/or internet bill.

I'm not paying the cable/internet bill this month. I'm not supporting the habits of a Stay At Home Bro.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Cool Story Bro

This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.

JLT: And that's how Frodo destroyed the ring
Everyone else: Cool story bro.

by pppoe December 11, 2012

Bro Code 3069

Bro law clearly states that if you spell a word incorrectly you have 10 seconds to spell it right or the opposite party Loses.

Way to Bro Code 3069 that bro

by SwarlesBarkly January 23, 2011

Je na bro

Abbreviation in a sophsticated French accent for "It's your night bro". Phrase used indicate that a lay is on the cards.

Dude, Naomi keeps on with the FMEs}. She is hot for you. Its je na bro!

by meat n 2 veg December 25, 2008

Jo Bro Special

The act of breaking up with your significant other via text message.

Taylor Swift got the the Jo Bro special from Joe Jonas.

by PDESIL April 21, 2010

Cool story bro

The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.

As made famous by Katie Dalmas.

":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"

"Cool story bro."

by LJonesy October 6, 2011