Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018

Deaded

When you die of extreme cuteness

Guys that’s so cute I’m deaded

by pansexualtrash July 5, 2018

dead

to be serious

or to be true

im dead give me my phone

by !!1275JDK July 5, 2018

Dead presidents

Another word for money used in america

You got any dead presidents ill suck yo dick suger for 7

by Pum pum 208 July 30, 2018

Dead bowl

When someone takes a shit and flushes the bowl but then when you walk by it smells like something died in there

My girl Helena straight up took a shit at work and after she flushed it smelled like a dead bowl up in there

by CRRAMS😘 August 2, 2018

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.

Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..

by samfisher09 August 16, 2018