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by Chris k. September 3, 2020
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Finger-Bum

to place ones finger, in ones bum whilst under instruction to only place fingers in the vagina.
"OH MY GAWD, MEXICAN! WHY DID YOU FINGER -BUM ME!! THERE WAS NO BUM CONSENT!"

Good ol'Finger-Bum
by Dan&Indi September 8, 2016
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hum bummed

A sneaky maneuver by the police to arrest someone who would not normally place themselves in a situation to be arrested.
The "po po" called my homie Lil Icky to the "po po" car while he was holdin' some 'caine and hemmed him up for it. Lil Icky was hum bummed by the "po po."
by J.G. Turban August 7, 2008
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Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.
Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.
by BlountForce September 6, 2019
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bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus
Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!
by Tung punch July 30, 2015
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Bum extensions

When your in the shower and your hair falls down your butt crack.
Zoe: “when I was on the shower I got a few involuntary bum extensions
by Baby feet 5000 September 3, 2018
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Thumb bum

An occurrence when a "friend" or coworker asks for a free ride home.
Person 1: So, what part of town are you headed?

Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.

Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?

Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!
by Wrennfield August 19, 2022
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