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science boner

When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.
Dude, I had a science boner watching Brian Greene and the explanation of gravitational waves on TV!
by Aruoliveira August 14, 2016
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Boner

Synonym: Erection
Pronunciation: Bouner
Noun

When the blood in the penis rises and the penis sticks up and becoming hard af
It's almost impossible to pee while having a boner
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje May 26, 2022
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Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021
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Boner

“Now put your erect weenie in my boner.”
by Vaselinepalms March 5, 2021
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Bonerate

Alex bonerated his laptop and Mike laughed.
by GroupySlut January 18, 2011
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boner

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl
by mewsem October 21, 2022
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boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.
*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."
by Misan July 4, 2011
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