May 14

National day when everyone takes their yass pills

-may 14!!!

by Reydiel November 22, 2021

May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!

EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes

by The girl you hate a lot May 2, 2022

May 15th

National booty pic day

Hey it’s May 15th national booty pic day, did you get one today?

by Ass_sniffler3 May 14, 2025

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022

May 27th

May 27th is national rearranging day. On this day you are to rearrange something, so you can rearrange your room, your house, your garage, or if you get down like that then you can rearrange your girl😏

Him: Babe it’s May 27th
Her: so what’s today
Him: Come to to the bedroom and I’ll show you 😏

by certified.Jxmes May 26, 2024

May 28th

National flash your Bf day, please him 😇

"it's may 28th, time to flash me"

by misredemption May 28, 2025

May 3rd

Post your beutiful, angelic looking, the coolest person in your life that is your bestie day!
Post them and make them feel beutiful & needed♡

OMG IT'S MAY 3rd I SHOULD POST MY BESTIE!!
*post theyr bestie*
Omg thank you bestie!

by Hhh1 May 3, 2023