banana

a long curved fruit, when unripe is green, but when ripe is yellow and when overripe can go brown and mushy. They grow in hot tropical climates such as South America, India , China and Hawaii. They grow on trees in large clusters.

Did you eat the last banana?

by ugsdenploy August 29, 2021

spider 2y banana

Anything that's complex and not easily understood by a layperson; to intentionally obfuscate or confuse someone with verbiage.

Damn dude, I just asked you for the time, and you went all spider 2y banana on me!

by dauntless5 September 1, 2021

ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.

He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.

by Krawar September 4, 2021

The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.

He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021

Banana Frenchy

The act of oral copulation whereas a whipped cream tipped penis is thouroughly rubbed through the ass crack of a primate to replicate a banana then forcefully and painfully fed into the esophagus of any unwilling party to whom is unaware that they have been a very bad monkey during copulation we they do in France.

Jacques... mmmmm. What is this.
Chiquita... just a banana freeride
Jacques... a free ride
Chiquita... I do not like this taste
Jacques... Simmer down Mr
Pibbs
Chiquita... I am not a zoo animal
Jacques... Enjoy the Banana Frenchy
Chiquita... mmm mmm mmm
this is very European.
Jacques... you damn right you filthy little monkey
Chiquita... bonjour
Jacques... bonjour in your MOUTH MOUTH

by craigbird1968 June 24, 2021

Adam's Banana

A succulent asset of the male anatomy - the only part more tasty than the Adam's apple. Adam's bananas come peeled in Israel.

Brian: I like to chew on Adam's bananas when I'm feeling a little tad randy
Hezekiah: In Papa New Guinea, they cook them in a lovely stew to make them more tender
Brian: I'm moving to PapaNew Guinea

by Gollum69 June 28, 2021

chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021