Harry styles

Home.

Harry Styles is my home

by elie.28 March 14, 2023

Do a Harry

Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.

Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.

Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.

by rentboythrowaway September 05, 2017

Harry Catchpole

The lowest form of individual, usually a long curly toed creature that walks around awkwardly. A Harry catchpole can often be found lurking in the background or getting his nipples out at band nights, with arms longer than their legs, they struggle to move around

Person 1 : wow I love a guy that’s over 6ft tall
Person 2: yeah me too but only if they aren’t a Harry Catchpole

by Harry Catchpole May 14, 2021

harry styles

another overrated, mediocre popstar from popular boyband One Erection who makes every teenage girl in an 100 mile radius faint by making music that sounds like nursery rhymes. Then he wears a dress and everyone calls it innovative, because theres never been a man in a dress before.

random teenage girl: Oh my god is that Harry Styles?! He's so amazing and talented! Honestly the greatest man alive!

chad: No one cares.

by stupidunfunnyusername December 07, 2022

Harry Styles

Very attractive man, who can make your girl scream more than you can ever make her just by clicking a button. He also treat's people with a lot of kindness even if they don't deserve it.

Look at Harry Styles treat people with kindness, that's why we like him.

by Harrystylesgliterrtoenail May 01, 2021

Harry

Harry is literally one of the best people to be around. Super kind hearted and kind but can be a bit shy. Super sweet and very loveable. You are very lucky if you are friends with one and are extremely lucky if you are dating one. (I am and I am very lucky and very grateful ily Harry <3)

Person 1: is that Harry?
Person 2: yeah he’s dating someone- #%^€ I believe

Person 1: damn she’s lucky to date him!

by LifeIsLifeSoLiveIt March 06, 2022

Harry

Thinks he can match people, but is fairly incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your door at night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a bucket of piss thrown on you.

A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.

Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.

If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.

"Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening the kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as possible, their bodies pressed against each other."

by #daddygeordridge September 21, 2023