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bongo tit

This is when a guy decided he is going to go up to a woman and star smacking her brests as if he wus playing bongo-drums.
Tim: so u mean harold just went up to her and bongo tited her?

Eric: yea and it wus kinda funny...

Tim: then what happend?

Eric: he got kicked in the sack, haha what a dumbass
by Halikosl August 29, 2009
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You Tit

When you can't think of a good comeback this is it. In BadlyDrawnMCR this is Frank Iero's comeback to everything and I love it
"Jurad u tit, meh Nat tah pikal"
(Gerard you tit, me not the pickle.)
by The Holy Emo Quartet <3 August 14, 2018
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Jizz Tits

That bird has a right pair of jizz tits
by BambisPhrases June 24, 2016
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Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989
Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!
by Arch1980 December 26, 2020
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wip a tit

Dude, did you see Janet Jackson wip a tit at the super bowl?
by jack mothalicka July 28, 2011
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Bitch-Tits

When literally a girl's tits are bitches...oh you thought this definition was gonna be that easy... well I don't think so.... But, okay. Basically, Bitch-Tits would mean mostly someone who is annoying or won't stop talking or in this case ever start. "SHUTTING THE FUCK UP." But, it can be commonly used for anybody and any gender or what have you. I certainly made this and have used it for quite a while.
"Look at Sharkisha, she's such a pair of Bitch-Tits, like Zayuuuuuummmuuuuhhh."
"Do you ever shut up Bitch-Tits?"
"Just stop with your Bitch-Tits."
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tit muffler

A man or woman that often when having sexual intercourse loves to motorboat constantly without stopping for about a minute then proceeds to make sweet sweet love!
I hope you like me putting my face in your boobs cuz im a total tit muffler
by Assapopalis May 19, 2008
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