Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

scotty

beam scotty or scotty meaning cloud 14 high as

i’m scotty typing this up rn 😂

by kaykay009 April 1, 2023

Scottfield Spitfire

A Scottfield Spitfire is a type of old, rusty car that is so prone to breaking down that it has to be pushed to start. It's named after its creator, Scottfield, who was notorious for spitting while he talked and accidentally spat on the car while trying to explain its features.

As soon as I hopped in the Scottfield Spitfire, I knew I was in for a wild ride - the engine sounded like a dying elephant and the brakes were as reliable as a fortune teller's predictions.

by DonkeyJunk April 11, 2023

Scottdyoleism

Sexual Beast hunter gatherer nomad ancestral heritage

My dad's family historically practiced Scottdyoleism.

by Bobby Junior the 2nd April 27, 2023

Scottish Beyonce

A funny nickname for Lewis Capaldi.

“Lewis Capaldi calls himself the Scottish Beyonce”

by Tommohoranstyles June 27, 2023

Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 11, 2023

Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.

I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".

by 23777 July 22, 2023