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A Scottfield Spitfire is a type of old, rusty car that is so prone to breaking down that it has to be pushed to start. It's named after its creator, Scottfield, who was notorious for spitting while he talked and accidentally spat on the car while trying to explain its features.
As soon as I hopped in the Scottfield Spitfire, I knew I was in for a wild ride - the engine sounded like a dying elephant and the brakes were as reliable as a fortune teller's predictions.
by DonkeyJunk April 11, 2023
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