Dittmar Syndrome

Someone that lies so often they can no longer tell the truth because doing so would eliminate their existence as a person.

dittmar syndrome, causes a person to tell strangers he/she is jewish..when in fact, everyone knows they are lying.

by ChipTheRipper5000 July 23, 2020

Hanson Syndrome

Hanson syndrome- A state of mind in which the person is more insane it brings offense to the name psycho. This state of being is where one person is so crazy they must have the Hanson syndrome

That girl Samantha must have the Hanson Syndrome

by Tyshhs August 10, 2020

Diana Syndrome

Once you engage in sexual intercourse with a female named Diana (a Dirty Diana) you will contract Diana Syndrome - An incurable disease built for the streets, meaning although she gets with the whole gang you will continue to run back to her... eventually belonging to the streets yourself.

you forgot his is got Diana Syndrome.. his not even worth it.

by fullysickbaby September 16, 2020

Richie Syndrome

A guy who often does things for a specific woman, who has absolutely no interest in him whatsoever other than using his
services. The non sexual kind. Even going as far as to proclaim love in the most awkward of situations.

Guy 1 " Damn, he's at it again. "

Guy 2 " What's happening ? "
Guy 1 " James is bringing that girl lunch again. She doesn't even like him. "
Guy 2 " Damn Richie Syndrome. There's no cure for that is there ? "
Guy 1 " Growing a pair. "

by Pochinko October 14, 2012

The Kristian Syndrome

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.

Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"

by Thephilospher July 23, 2012

beanbag syndrome

A state of mind where it becomes impossible to do any chore. Basically, the guy on the beanbag can't be expected to leave his comfortable spot and pass the ashtray. Beanbag syndrome often hits you when you're baked out of your mind.

"Hey, bro, pass the ashtray"
"No point asking him man. Look at him. Total beanbag syndrome."

by Alan-a-Dale September 16, 2013

Whitewell Syndrome

a line of thought that rejects anything that is put forward by science, mainstream religion, or modern philosophy.

If you irrationally hate homosexuals, you have Whitewell syndrome.

If you reject all science in favour of biblical dogma, you have Whitewell syndrome.

If you think that criticism of your beliefs actually further solidifies your beliefs, you have Whitewell syndrome.

Person A: The Universe is vast and ancient and it is fascinating to learn about it.

Person B: There is nothing to learn as Genesis describes everything, let us go live in a hut and reject modern society!

Person A: Damn, we have lost someone else to Whitewell syndrome.

by Neuromancer1984 August 4, 2011