Pout Poo

Sulking on the toilet for way too long at Perth international airport because you’re salty about not being allowed into the business lounge 5 hours before your flight.

Doctor had a 90‑minute sulk in the airport toilet, doing a full “pout poo,” because they refused to let him into the business‑class lounge five hours before his flight – the ultimate first‑world tantrum.

by Fester1 November 26, 2025

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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

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Shane Dawson is pee poo

by Vleet December 23, 2022

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Marinating a poo

The act of keeping a large poo inside your rectum, and "marinating" it by farting around it for a while, so you can enjoy the intoxicating scent of stronger smelling farts during the marinating process.

Bill your farts smell heavenly!
Well they should, ive been marinating a poo for about an hour!

by Fecal India November 13, 2025

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Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

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