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she can't hold her piss.

It is a phrase used mainly in Ireland, that means this particular woman cant keep a secret, especially when she is drunk.
Guy 1:Did you here what she said about Sean last night?

Guy 2: Sure you know that after a few beers she can't hold her piss.
by GERDAN FANTANA June 9, 2011
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Pissing like the Co-op horse

A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.

Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.
He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse
by oldmanbeforemytime March 2, 2010
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5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
by Bangboy December 30, 2009
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He can't even piss in a cup

A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.
Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.
by Pissinacup, yes and ... April 5, 2012
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Are you pissing on my wiener?

When someone is mentally, verbally, and physically yanking your goodies. In other words, when you think someone is joking with you.
Brian- Dude, I totally boinked Sara last night.

Sam- Are you pissing on my wiener?
by badumdum May 10, 2010
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Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury

a dick thats so fury and pissing in your pants
ay ahh i just did a Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury
by yourmomlovesmehahadeez March 10, 2023
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FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
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