Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022

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Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

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razz way of life

To live everyday like it’s your last day on earth.

“I’m going to live the razz way of life everyday.”

by Tom Wright December 6, 2021

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A force to slay life can be defined as a thread torwards someone to keep them alive, after said individual might have expressed frustration within their life, that could lead to them giving it up. And we're never gonna give you up.

"I feel old, I'm not gonna live till 25"

"Sorry, I will drag your soul at least till your 69, you are forced to slay life"

by MrRandomMeme69 December 25, 2022

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Retire From Life

To give up on life and bring it to an end (suicide).

“Man, I don’t know if living is worth it, I’ll just retire from life and end it all...”

by Turtle Words January 28, 2021

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stop my life

"Stop My Life" may be used as a phrase to describe a moment that is so incredibly amazing or hilarious that you need your life to stop so you can deal with its awesomeness.

(May be substituted for the phrase "OhEmGee")

An 85 year old woman wearing a gold jumpsuit, USA wristbands, and rocking out to Britney Spears is dancing outside your bedroom window.

"Whoa.. stop my life"

by schweng September 6, 2009

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