Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.

1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.

by red circle July 23, 2025

Pineapple Hairs

The top (otherwise known as crown) of the pineapple, the green spiky parts.

Wow that pineapple has some really big pineapple hairs!

by Anix Fan June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The saying of the top of a pineapple, as seen on the new bikini bottom video by Anix. Of course This is a word.

eww! those Pineapple Hairs looks Old

by I'M A REAL G H O S T June 16, 2020

Howdy Hair

The resurgence of the wavy in the back Mullet hairstyle . Predominantly wore by high school aged fans of Country and Western lifestyle and fashion.

WTF ? Did the rodeo just let out or what ? I've never seen this place packed with dudes all sporting "Howdy Hair"

by Dfdubmountain November 9, 2020

blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.

Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

emo hair

Emo Hair - There is a long story behing emo hair. I will tell it if u dont mind. Some random suicidal kid was to chicken shit to kill himself. So he was always telling the people near him how he felt. He let his hair grow long then one day decided to go get it cut. He sat down in the barbers chair and started telling his storys. The barbor after the first cut got tired of his crapie stoies so he gouged out his eyes with the sizors. The barbor continued to cut the boys hair blind. And that is how emo hair came about. :P

OMG look at that dudes emo hair. well there goes another good barber.

by J_Man420_69 September 10, 2009

Curly Hair

The hair every one in the world has because they cant get bitches

That gay cant get girls so he has curly hair

by whknoiw July 31, 2021