Potato

God like figure worshiped and idolised by mankind

"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"

by general secretary April 16, 2024

Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.

She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip

by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024

Muncie Mashed Potato

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick

“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato

by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 16, 2024

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.

Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."

by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024

Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

Potato Chips

a thin slice of potato made crisp by being fried, baked, or dried and eaten as a snack.
In the UK and Ireland they're called crisps.

"Can I get an order please"
"Sure, What is your order?"
"A vegetable salad with a side of potato chips"
"Got it!"

by titandestroyer6000 April 28, 2024

Potato Chucker

A derogatory name for a person who is from South Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. if you're from South Idaho then you are a Potato Chucker

I bet those Potato Chuckers are at the Boise State Game today

by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024