Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017

Boner moment

When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017

social moment

1. That moment when a group of friends in a social setting all stop talking to one another because they're all checking their social media.

2. That moment when you fall out of a conversation with friends and start checking your phone and scrolling and scrolling. No, he didn't write you back yet!

1. "Look at that table! They're all just sitting there on their phones not talking. Are they even friends?"

"Sure, they're just having a social moment."

2. "......... Hey, Jess! I'm talking to you!"

"Huh? Sorry, I was having a social moment."

by Tmacanndra September 13, 2017

Josh moment

A moment that can be compared with the dumbest things someone can do at any given time.

“My mile time is 9 minuets and 95 seconds.”
(Josh moment)

by DoorKnocker October 2, 2017

Metroid Moment

A complete hoseshit moment as defined by videogamedunkey in his Metroid : Samus Returns (dunkview) video.

That Metroid game has a shit-ton of Metroid Moments.

by FuryTheGuy October 4, 2017

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

Ziball Moment

(n.) The moment when someone completely loses it due to constant trolling, usually by someone who is far wittier and relentless.

(After Hamilton flips out and leaves the group) I think Hamilton just had another ziball moment

by Frobble October 15, 2017