National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

Michael Moment

An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.

“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson

by bubblebuttbilly March 12, 2022

michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity

Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now

by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022

Michael

a young bloke with a very attractive body. we all know you want to fuck him. he also has a big dick

i want to fuck michael

by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022

Michael

A big ween with a tiny dick who’s always looking at anime titts.

Oh look a Michael.

by Ur mom19484994 March 14, 2022

Michael Sahinbas

Michael Sahinbas Is a boy of the age of **14 years old**. He has 2 sisters named **Shelley** and **Kalin**, they all love hulkspoo

Michael sahinbas loves hulkspoo

by ShelleyCustard March 18, 2022

Michael

that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.

Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!

by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022