Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jake and bake

when you decide to start jakeing it and smoke weed

"dude i can't wait to jake and bake tonight"

by IMJAKEINGIT July 13, 2025

Jake Duffy Week

Jake Duffy Week starts the second Monday in August and goes until Sunday

Hey guys it’s Jake Duffy Week, let’s drink!

by Dbxoebfic August 11, 2025

Jaked

To have a negligent discharge of a firearm in someone’s direction.

I was just standing there and he Jaked me. Scared the heck outta me.

by Lrp69420 August 13, 2025

Jake Appleby

The kind of guy that can only be described as a worm nothing more nothing less

What a loser you are mate straight up Jake Appleby

Early bird catches the Jake Appleby

by Leeds laughing August 20, 2025

Jake Kelleher

The prettiest, most sexiest man ever who’s so majestic

Yo bro, i’m in love with Jake Kelleher

by iheartjakelator September 24, 2025

Jakecism

The act of discriminating against an individual with the name Jake

Jake: "I don't know if I like this Jakecism."

by TheF1nnster September 29, 2025