Do a harry

To con somebody by taking an average product and pretend it's premium so you can apply a premium

Counter chick: " we need 1 large chillimcchillison pizza with extra chilli, but we don't have any chilli"

Cook dude: "All G surely I can just do a Harry on em from the place down the road"

Counter chick: "Nah no can do Sam will know, Jordie is coming in later though con him"

Cook dude: "Aight bet"

Counter chick: "Oh and stop calling me Shirley"

by Slam1554 July 28, 2023

Harry Shaw (shawzie)

A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!

A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s

Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures

Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”

Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”

Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”

by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023

Harries

A Baby / young. Hare

There we 3 harries in that burrow

by Cowboysplaytime73 August 9, 2023

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self"

Dumb and wrong.

Hym "Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" is wrong. He thinks it's the articulated thoughts that constitutes 'The Self' and goes as far as to say it's 'An illusion.' The only problem with that is that the articulated thoughts AREN'T the SELF. This is evidenced by the phrase 'TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF.' What does it mean to 'ARTICULATE yourSELF,' Sam? It's implicit IN THE ACT OF ARTICULATION... That 'THE SELF' has yet to be articulated. The self is EXPRESSED through dialogue! And movement sometimes... And mouth noises... But just because the articulation occurs internally... It doesn't mean that THAT is the SELF part you idiot! He's a neurologist! He's like a PhD neurologist and people are listening to the shit like 'Oh yeah geez it's so smart!' EXCEPT IT'S WRONG! WRONG AND DUMB! And then he writes a fucking book based on a galse premise and goes on podcasts to sell idiots a stack of paper-thin sliced DOGSHIT and he doesn't even know how the self works!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Kamala Harris

Aka: The first female president, other than that one president's wife.(go on, Google it or something!)

A: Have you heard of Kamala Harris?
B: You mean that slayqueen?
A: Of course.
D: I support Donald Trump.
B: (whispers) I will be guilty of murder by 11 pm.

(By the way, C was racist and sexist.)

by RandomBoredPerson uwu April 9, 2024

Harris Odom

A very sexy man who loves to goon. He has brown hair and lots of freckles and the most gorgeous face and green eyes. He is obsessed with fortnite and goons a lot in his free time.

Someone: do you like Harris Odom
Me: of course he’s so sexy

by Ajsjjdhdhdhdhhfjfhbfbfb April 14, 2024