Your Phone Is Gooning

when you phon so fucked up with virus its even showing porn vids overlay on the screen on full volume + u cant turn it off along with the fact that your phone is steaming.

person 1:ayo bro we gon game?

person 2:yeah let me grab the phone- WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!?!?

person 1:... HOW ARE YOU SO AIRHEADED TO SEARCH minecraft free 2019 no virus easy ON GOOGLE?!?!

person 2:I DONT KNO-
person 1:your phone is gooning nah id dip
person 2:BRUH

by Lil_Drakenfyr December 23, 2025

Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018

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skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning is when u win the gooning lottery its like your praying to the skibidi sigma gods

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by Curry john stone September 4, 2024

Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning

When a Vietnamese man is stroke their dick so hard, that his eyelids flutter.

Many Vietnamese men are doing the Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning. It is when you goon and do it so long and so hard that your eyelids flutter very hard. Then you are cumming and keep foreskin closed, so that it doesnt count as ejaculation.

by Jonas187 February 2, 2025

The Ghost of the Goon

A black Dodge Challenger that wanders the roads of America searching for a new host. The original owner committed Goonicide.

Look at that car! It's The Ghost of the Goon!!

by neverknowsbesttt March 23, 2025

The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.

Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …

by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025