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Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020
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snapback cream

A cool and soothing ointment used to treat a case of knucklebutt. Helps cool and sooth and bring down the swelling of knucklebutt symptoms.
Boy, my knucklebutt is so bad this morning im going to have run down to the pharmacy and get a case of snapback cream!
by Frymcfly March 2, 2023
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Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus
When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter
by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019
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Ice cream

The food that all shall eat. It is the giver of enjoyment and the master of all.
John:I don't like ice cream.
Mark:THEN GO BURN IN HELL!
by Photonbeam September 24, 2019
mugGet the Ice creammug.

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes
by Saevi June 16, 2023
mugGet the cream cheese danishesmug.

free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...
"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."
by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014
mugGet the free ice creammug.

shrimp cream

Dude my girl had some gourmet shrimp cream last night.
by Skruse January 15, 2014
mugGet the shrimp creammug.

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