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Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot
My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
mugGet the Bonermug.

boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ
omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!
by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022
mugGet the bonermug.

Lady boner

Comes from a robbie
I have a lady boner
by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018
mugGet the Lady bonermug.

Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"
by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016
mugGet the Burnt Bonermug.

boner bump

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner
hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!
by Go The Limit June 28, 2024
mugGet the boner bumpmug.

Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.
Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.
by delta1135 August 12, 2011
mugGet the Security Bonermug.

Boner

This is how its used in a sentence for mistakes ... OOPS I MADE A BONER. And this is how its used for erection... Me: watches porn: My girlfriend looks at sheets: lol u have a boner
by inkyy February 22, 2021
mugGet the Bonermug.

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